Inspired to expire.
Time for run. Full of dread. Do you create motivation fat-shaming yourself in the mirror or incentivise the exercise with new skimpy attire?
The kind of movie that makes you honest, horny & hungry. It’s got everything I like: Sizzling kitchen close-ups, road trip, landscapes, Latin music, Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr., friends, accents, a sweet precocious kid with puppy dog eyes, the idea of harnessing the power of the Internet for good, & a chubby daddy chef in the middle of it all, oozing passion & showing off skills in the kitchen, you want him to wear you like an apron & then make you a sandwich after that.
Up bright & early this morning to hang with the cast & crew of #ANIC2014 at Sungei Buloh for our first reading! Can you spot me? You otter be able to!
Come see us!
8 Nov 2014, Sat. 3pm & 7:30pm
Sands Theatre, MBS
Tickets available from SISTIC.
Director: Jonathan Lim
Playwright: Desmond Sim
Featuring over a hundred performers from:
• Association for Persons with Special Needs, • Handicaps Welfare Association, • The Singapore Association for the Deaf, and • Singapore Association of the Visually Handicapped
Stopped watching TV in the tub. I think the moisture wrecked the touchpad on my MacBook. Now it’s acting like it’s been possessed by an evil Ouija board spirit. I need an exorcist & I need one willing to sign a non-disclosure for all the closeted skeletons he might find. Back to books. I want to learn to write like this (see picture). I mean, I enjoy being (sort of) tall & brooding & all. But I wished my writing was short & dryly funny & not belaboured by heaps of puns & rhymes that are a dime a dozen cheap. See what I mean?
I’m exactly the opposite! I don’t measure my self-worth by the people I sleep with. Hell no. Because if I did, I’d be near worthless.
Après l’amour, I’m more 7 deadly sins than 7 dwarves. With extra weightage on sloth & gluttony. Definitely, gluttony. Sex really works up an appetite for me!
Wasn’t Galileo the guy who put the dong in the ding-dong? I mean he stared at pendulums & made clocks. That’s pretty impressive. Apparently, he also discovered Jupiter’s moons. I don’t remember all the names, just Lo & Ganymede. Lo because it’s short & Ganymede because it’s the name of the largest moon & the farm boy that’s super pretty. So pretty Jupiter (Zeus) had to swoop down in his eagle form, & take him back to Mount Olympus & make him his cupbearer. And in case you didn’t know, ‘cupbearer’ is really just Greek for prison bitch. We all know Zeus is a mean, lightning-wielding muscle daddy god with a temper. But despite his badass nature, he gave Ganymede’s father, goats for his son. So sweet. I imagine a lot of you wouldn’t mind being sold by your father as a sex slave to a God. Have many goats do you think you’d fetch? Lol. But I digress. It’s so easy to get distracted talking about bad daddies, livestock & whores. So our friend Galileo is a toy for bad puppies now? Or is it kinky bitches? What are people going to think when they see this lying around on your bedroom floor?!?
Cinnamon-powdered, French-toasted Walnut Bread with PanPac Pork & Cock Hotdogs slip & sliding in a deluge of Butter & Maple Syrup with Rosemary on top & a morsel of Roquefort sitting on folds of egg because everything’s better with a bit of cheese.
10 minutes into #TheNormalHeart & I can just tell it’s going to be so good. But I also know it’s not going to touch my heart without breaking it & I rather not have it kill my Champagne buzz. So I’m hitting pause & saving it for another day. I’m sitting up in bed making collages instead, of faraway castles in Bavaria…
There are so many reasons to jump into bed & only one good one to crawl out of it so early in the morning. #Breakfast