Inspired to expire.

Inspired to expire.

Time for run. Full of dread. Do you create motivation fat-shaming yourself in the mirror or incentivise the exercise with new skimpy attire?

Time for run. Full of dread. Do you create motivation fat-shaming yourself in the mirror or incentivise the exercise with new skimpy attire?

The sweet music of CHANEL X Monster, to the tune of £4170.

The sweet music of CHANEL X Monster, to the tune of £4170.

The kind of movie that makes you honest, horny & hungry. It’s got everything I like: Sizzling kitchen close-ups, road trip, landscapes, Latin music, Scarlett Johansson,  Robert Downey Jr., friends, accents, a sweet precocious kid with puppy dog eyes, the idea of harnessing the power of the Internet for good, & a chubby daddy chef in the middle of it all, oozing passion & showing off skills in the kitchen, you want him to wear you like an apron & then make you a sandwich after that.

The kind of movie that makes you honest, horny & hungry. It’s got everything I like: Sizzling kitchen close-ups, road trip, landscapes, Latin music, Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr., friends, accents, a sweet precocious kid with puppy dog eyes, the idea of harnessing the power of the Internet for good, & a chubby daddy chef in the middle of it all, oozing passion & showing off skills in the kitchen, you want him to wear you like an apron & then make you a sandwich after that.

Up bright & early this morning to hang with the cast & crew of #ANIC2014 at Sungei Buloh for our first reading! Can you spot me? You otter be able to!

Come see us!
8 Nov 2014, Sat. 3pm & 7:30pm
Sands Theatre, MBS
Tickets available from SISTIC.

Director: Jonathan Lim
Playwright: Desmond Sim

Featuring over a hundred performers from:
• Association for Persons with Special Needs, • Handicaps Welfare Association, • The Singapore Association for the Deaf, and • Singapore Association of the Visually Handicapped

www.anationinconcert.com

Up bright & early this morning to hang with the cast & crew of #ANIC2014 at Sungei Buloh for our first reading! Can you spot me? You otter be able to!

Come see us!
8 Nov 2014, Sat. 3pm & 7:30pm
Sands Theatre, MBS
Tickets available from SISTIC.

Director: Jonathan Lim
Playwright: Desmond Sim

Featuring over a hundred performers from:
• Association for Persons with Special Needs, • Handicaps Welfare Association, • The Singapore Association for the Deaf, and • Singapore Association of the Visually Handicapped

www.anationinconcert.com

Stopped watching TV in the tub. I think the moisture wrecked the touchpad on my MacBook. Now it’s acting like it’s been possessed by an evil Ouija board spirit. I need an exorcist & I need one willing to sign a non-disclosure for all the closeted skeletons he might find. Back to books. I want to learn to write like this (see picture). I mean, I enjoy being (sort of) tall & brooding & all. But I wished my writing was short & dryly funny & not belaboured by heaps of puns & rhymes that are a dime a dozen cheap. See what I mean?

Stopped watching TV in the tub. I think the moisture wrecked the touchpad on my MacBook. Now it’s acting like it’s been possessed by an evil Ouija board spirit. I need an exorcist & I need one willing to sign a non-disclosure for all the closeted skeletons he might find. Back to books. I want to learn to write like this (see picture). I mean, I enjoy being (sort of) tall & brooding & all. But I wished my writing was short & dryly funny & not belaboured by heaps of puns & rhymes that are a dime a dozen cheap. See what I mean?

I’m exactly the opposite! I don’t measure my self-worth by the people I sleep with. Hell no. Because if I did, I’d be near worthless.

Après l’amour, I’m more 7 deadly sins than 7 dwarves. With extra weightage on sloth & gluttony. Definitely, gluttony. Sex really works up an appetite for me!

This is how I roe.

This is how I roe.

Wasn’t Galileo the guy who put the dong in the ding-dong? I mean he stared at pendulums & made clocks. That’s pretty impressive. Apparently, he also discovered Jupiter’s moons. I don’t remember all the names, just Lo & Ganymede. Lo because it’s short & Ganymede because it’s the name of the largest moon & the farm boy that’s super pretty. So pretty Jupiter (Zeus) had to swoop down in his eagle form, & take him back to Mount Olympus & make him his cupbearer. And in case you didn’t know, ‘cupbearer’ is really just Greek for prison bitch. We all know Zeus is a mean, lightning-wielding muscle daddy god with a temper. But despite his badass nature, he gave Ganymede’s father, goats for his son. So sweet. I imagine a lot of you wouldn’t mind being sold by your father as a sex slave to a God. Have many goats do you think you’d fetch? Lol. But I digress. It’s so easy to get distracted talking about bad daddies, livestock & whores. So our friend Galileo is a toy for bad puppies now? Or is it kinky bitches? What are people going to think when they see this lying around on your bedroom floor?!?

Wasn’t Galileo the guy who put the dong in the ding-dong? I mean he stared at pendulums & made clocks. That’s pretty impressive. Apparently, he also discovered Jupiter’s moons. I don’t remember all the names, just Lo & Ganymede. Lo because it’s short & Ganymede because it’s the name of the largest moon & the farm boy that’s super pretty. So pretty Jupiter (Zeus) had to swoop down in his eagle form, & take him back to Mount Olympus & make him his cupbearer. And in case you didn’t know, ‘cupbearer’ is really just Greek for prison bitch. We all know Zeus is a mean, lightning-wielding muscle daddy god with a temper. But despite his badass nature, he gave Ganymede’s father, goats for his son. So sweet. I imagine a lot of you wouldn’t mind being sold by your father as a sex slave to a God. Have many goats do you think you’d fetch? Lol. But I digress. It’s so easy to get distracted talking about bad daddies, livestock & whores. So our friend Galileo is a toy for bad puppies now? Or is it kinky bitches? What are people going to think when they see this lying around on your bedroom floor?!?

Cinnamon-powdered, French-toasted Walnut Bread with PanPac Pork & Cock Hotdogs slip & sliding in a deluge of Butter & Maple Syrup with Rosemary on top & a morsel of Roquefort sitting on folds of egg because everything’s better with a bit of cheese.

Cinnamon-powdered, French-toasted Walnut Bread with PanPac Pork & Cock Hotdogs slip & sliding in a deluge of Butter & Maple Syrup with Rosemary on top & a morsel of Roquefort sitting on folds of egg because everything’s better with a bit of cheese.

10 minutes into #TheNormalHeart & I can just tell it’s going to be so good. But I also know it’s not going to touch my heart without breaking it & I rather not have it kill my Champagne buzz. So I’m hitting pause & saving it for another day. I’m sitting up in bed making collages instead, of faraway castles in Bavaria…

10 minutes into #TheNormalHeart & I can just tell it’s going to be so good. But I also know it’s not going to touch my heart without breaking it & I rather not have it kill my Champagne buzz. So I’m hitting pause & saving it for another day. I’m sitting up in bed making collages instead, of faraway castles in Bavaria…

#youwillbewhenimdonewithyou

There are so many reasons to jump into bed & only one good one to crawl out of it so early in the morning. #Breakfast

There are so many reasons to jump into bed & only one good one to crawl out of it so early in the morning. #Breakfast

Survived another run. Yay. Life’s good. And I will get better. Now, I’m going to go in my tub, eat blue cheese on dark chocolate, soap up my tired hairy legs, lie back & trace constellations on the ceiling with my big toe.

Survived another run. Yay. Life’s good. And I will get better. Now, I’m going to go in my tub, eat blue cheese on dark chocolate, soap up my tired hairy legs, lie back & trace constellations on the ceiling with my big toe.